Jun 2023
340013
izzybutt:
“ pmon3y69:
“ jakeymatsu:
“ star-vores:
“ cursed image
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you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die
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made it with an hour to spare
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I can’t believe I share a birthday with this image.
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izzybutt:

pmon3y69:

jakeymatsu:

star-vores:

cursed image

you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die

made it with an hour to spare

I can’t believe I share a birthday with this image.

May 2023
65550

felesrubrum:

parlezvousladybug:

partisan-by-default:

juicetrump2:

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(x) and a bit more detail:

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A whooooooole lot of evangelical places should get shut down

For those who don’t know what this means (like I didn’t), a church is a 501c3 organization: a tax exempt entity. In order for it to stay that way they may not get involved in legislature- including endorsing a political candidate. So if you witness someone doing this, you can report them to the IRS using form 13909. (If you’re in the US)

Mar 2023
84863

curseworm:

by far the best part of grocery shopping is the little babies. i was carefully selecting mushrooms when i felt upon me a piercing gaze and looked up to see a very chubby and very red-cheeked baby staring intently at me from a grocery cart with a slightly furrowed brow, hand clutching an apple for dear life. i wiggled a mushroom at her and she gasped and kept staring. i turned back to the mushrooms and heard a shriek. i turned around and the baby stared in anticipation. i wiggled another mushroom and she shrieked again in delight. she looked down at the apple in her hand, considering it for a moment. fair-minded as she was, she decided it would only be right to wiggle produce at me in return, and she held up the apple and shook it with all her might. i think i could live forever now

Mar 2023
33698

imperialwhovian:

potsiefaerie:

aurora1040:

aseriouscomedian:

Honestly, the worst part about spambots is looking at each profile icon and thinking, “That is a picture of a real life woman. I wonder how badly she would consider this a misuse of her appearance and violation of her privacy?” And the answer is likely different for every picture.

It’s thoughts like that that keep me motivated to report and block the bots whenever they appear. Kill them all.

this is actually a really good point

Yeah I keep wondering - is she a model? Was she paid for this? Or is this a stolen vacation photo? Or…AI?

I literally thought that yesterday.

Mar 2023
72636

bibliomancer7:

moved-to-lilith-xxx-deactivated:

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A gynecologist has published The Vagina Bible. Twitter will not allow her publishers to use the word ‘vagina’ in their ad copy. They can show the book’s cover, but the title can only appear in photographic form.a

Mar 2023
103842

crazy-brazilian:

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Mar 2023
188000

tombstonettromboners:

sn0wbro:

my aesthetic: left 4 dead 2 graffiti 

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Not including the legend himself:

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Mar 2023
62426

anarchistettin:

vague-humanoid:

sure babe keep telling yourself that pic.twitter.com/4Ad5UnlQfG  — Vivian (@muchnerve) May 23, 2022ALT
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las protestas de las mesas de ping-pong, 2019

Mar 2023
23202

humming-fly:

voyagerprobe:

voyagerprobe:

wizardpepsi:

baseball players in the 20s were all named shit like Dipsy Doodle and Crunch Johnson

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#they named them like cats in a shelter

Mar 2023
40608

theothin:

ifyouknowmeirlgoaway:

dovesndecay:

radiofreederry:

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I went looking for info on this and TESLA OWNERS ARE TRYING TO PROVE THIS WRONG BY DRIVING THEIR TESLAS AT THEIR OWN CHILDREN. The gov’t had to be like hey please don’t. Please don’t aim your entire car at your child. Please not even if your foot is hovering over the break the whole time, don’t let your car drive at a small human being.

Anyway if you’re interested, the above tweets were likely inspired by the Dawn Project running a test on the full self-driving, for which they provided full details.

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Mar 2023
56358

idiosyncraticwordsmith:

idiosyncraticwordsmith:

idiosyncraticwordsmith:

idiosyncraticwordsmith:

idiosyncraticwordsmith:

Hon if he hates OSHA you gotta run and run fast

I don’t care if you’re the most anti-government anarcho-communist in the Western World, if he hates OSHA you gotta run

If your man looks at the dudes whose job is making sure workers don’t kill themselves or get killed and goes “Fuck those guys” then he is NOT going to be a good man to you

If he bitches and complains that OSHA is a bunch of bureaucrats that bitch for a living, he is absolutely the kind of dude who doesn’t wear basic PPE. Let that inform your opinion of him.

Murmurmur OSHA is government and I hate the government blah blah dude this is a fucking safety inspector. This isn’t your local senator that takes cash from oil execs. This isn’t your shitass local representative that votes to bomb kids. This is a fucking safety inspector here to tell you that sadly you are not allowed to take up valuable hospital space because you decided to leave your skull exposed as you ascended the tippy top of the ladder.

Mar 2023
131629
kieradoe:
“gameraboy2:
“Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)
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kieradoe:

gameraboy2:

Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

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Mar 2023
21402

reconciledviolence729:

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Mar 2023
15296

becherdireinen:

Do you ever just miss a bond you had with someone? Like regardless of what happened between you two, you miss the conversations, the laughs you guys had over the stupidest things, or the way that they were there for you when you weren’t at the best. The little things matter.